Warm salad

The act of complimenting your partner with a dutch oven while she graciously provides you with oral pleasure under the covers. AKA: The last BJ.

Me: I gave Trish a warm salad before I ditched her.

Mom: You've grown into such a sweet young man.

by Skank13 October 12, 2016

stole my said

saying something a friend or other person told you they were about to say, and calling it your own

Friend: hey, should i tell him i think he's cute?

you: hey, i think you're cute!

friend: hey! you stole my said!

by jill diiorio January 24, 2007

Sun tzu said that

Used when someone says something so inspirational and wise that it sounded like it came straight out of "the art of war" by Sun Tzu

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Germinate the Salad

Germinate the Salad = Cum in da Butt

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

Saidee

She’s smart, beautiful and caring. A lot more stubborn than she would like to admit. She’s absolutely breath-taking. Once she’s yours, never let her go. It’ll be the worst mistake of your life.

I love you very much, Saidee.

Saidee is mine. And I am hers.

by J.Polluck July 15, 2018

Mop Salad

If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion. Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." Its easy to to get her to give you head. -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.

Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...

That chick got on juicy booty sorts.... thats definitely mop salad.

by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009

Salad Fingers

A movie known best on newgrounds.com, adored by the masses for its strange and sick atmosphere. It features Salad Fingers and his friends in a peculiar world created in both his fantasy and weird reality. David Firth, its creator, is literally the Ernest Hemingway of Flash, and yes, kung-fu, kick ass... whatever, kids are really shallow. Joe bastard, the only way you know everything about Salad Fingers is by watching every episode, and Van Halen wears spandex. A bit suspicious, no?

"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"

Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.

by Pillage Productions October 12, 2004