Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.
by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012
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Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra
You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.
You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.
by Potshot44 January 13, 2009
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a pair of shorts that exposes parts of the leg that are not meant to be exposed
usually worn by females, or males who are extremely comfortable with themselves
usually worn by females, or males who are extremely comfortable with themselves
"nice short-shorts!!!(guy smiling and giving thumbs up)"
"ew, those short-shorts are showing more than I need to see!"
"ew, those short-shorts are showing more than I need to see!"
by garTITS July 16, 2009
Get the short-shorts mug.Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
by koalaroo February 26, 2008
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People who use youtube shorts are mainly people 10 years or younger.
People mean that youtube shorts are like a 2 year delayed tiktok Meaning that they mainly do old now unpopular trends.
So basicly the slang means someone is not with the times.
People who use youtube shorts are mainly people 10 years or younger.
People mean that youtube shorts are like a 2 year delayed tiktok Meaning that they mainly do old now unpopular trends.
So basicly the slang means someone is not with the times.
Youtube shorts kid: Have you seen the doge memes.
Person: Yeah like ten years ago.
Youtube shorts kid: WHAT THE YOUTUBE SHORT SHORT ONLY CAME OUT 1 DAY AGO?!?!?!
Person: He is such a Youtube shorts kid.
Person: Yeah like ten years ago.
Youtube shorts kid: WHAT THE YOUTUBE SHORT SHORT ONLY CAME OUT 1 DAY AGO?!?!?!
Person: He is such a Youtube shorts kid.
by Pipikacki November 23, 2022
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