Smeagled

1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.

I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled.

Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!

by TraggikEndings April 21, 2006

smeagol

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

by urban asshole February 27, 2010

smear the pink

To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.

Jeffrey likes to smear the pink in the living room nightly.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

smeagol

The act of convincing a friend to do something fun, when he or she clearly has other responsibilities and/or sleep to attend to. This strategy is often employed when seeking another player for a video game or board game.

Pete: "Dude, time for another round of Smash Bros."
Matt: "But it's 1am, and I still have two papers to write!"
Pete: "Come on, just one round! Chuck and Pat are in! *Smeagol voice* You knows you wants to..."
Matt: "Fine, you smeagoled me."

by DK64 February 8, 2014

seadweller

Someone/thing who typically dwells in the sea or was biologically meant for the sea. Sometimes they carry rifles.

"Damn, fucking seadwellers make the beach no fun...."
"They practically live in the water, man. It's your fault for polluting it, you know they hate that."

by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016

Seadaddy

A sailor who financially provides for a prostitute.

HT1 Smith is the seadaddy to many a lady in Pattaya.

by Seadaddy1 November 6, 2019

smeagoler

in reference to the character smeagol in The Lord if the Rings; a person who lurks, creeps, or wiggles their way into a situation or in order to get something.

That kid is a giant smeagoler. He is always THERE but nobody knows how he got there, who invited him; but no one really cares if he is THERE or not and no one cares enogh to make him leave.

I tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would'nt share.

by Claire Penhale November 13, 2007