ROLF

Rolling On the Lawn Fucking

oomg ololololololol rolf rofl rolf.... :D:D:. xDDDd

WTF?

by simppa turnipsi April 12, 2006

ROLF

Rolling On Ladies, Fucking

Steve: Hey Dan, what did you do last night?
Dan: I was ROLFing. It was an ill time

by sen30000 August 24, 2011

ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 28, 2004

rolf

To give someone a deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal massage developed by Ida Rolf called structural integration based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after I my chiropractor rolfed me yesterday.

by SalRos May 2, 2020

rolfing

Growing Rolf Harris like hair, beard and sideburns. Playing strange instruments and partaking in Felching.

I was rolfing around at the weekend.

by PO April 27, 2006

rolf

Roll On Laughing Floor.

(Person 1) HAHAHAH! ROLF!
(Person 2) You mean ROFL?
(Person 1) No, ROLF. Roll On Laughing Floor, duh.
(Person 2) ...

by kifykif October 25, 2010

rolfing

Massage involving deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal and external massage developed by Ida Rolf called "structural integration," based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after my rolfing session yesterday.

by SalRos May 2, 2020