9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 22, 2006

Cube Rule

A standard of determining types of food dishes based on how the starch component of the meal physically relates to the rest of the ingredients. The Rule is expressed using the planes of a cube to illustrate. A single plane is toast. The top and bottom planes denote a sandwich. Three planes forming a trough illustrate a taco. Four planes forming a square tube are considered sushi. Five planes leaving only one open is a meal served in a bread bowl. All planes filled with starch components is a calzone.

I just realized that according to the Cube Rule, a hot dog is a taco.

by Gangliospunk August 19, 2020

right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020

Bro code rule 874

When gaming wit the bro you plsh with the one that joined the party first not the one that calls you and asks to play with you. When they do call you say "no I'm gaming wit my other bro."

Bro 1: hold up my friend is calling me
Bro 2: alright I'll be quiet
Bro 1: he what's up
Bro 3: yo wanna play
Bro 1: naw I cant I'm playing wit my other bro sry
Bro 3: ight see you later
Bro 1: see ya
Bro 2: thx for following bro code rule 874

by Pdaddy22 December 12, 2020

create a rule

A function in Microsoft Outlook where you can create a rule to move an incoming email into a folder to be read later thereby reducing the amount of urgent email that you have to read on a daily basis.

I got so tired of receiving unwanted emails from Microsoft so I decided to create a rule to automatically move their emails to a folder so that I could read them later if I even cared to.

by Pablo Brown March 25, 2007

No condom rule

Having sex with a women and pulling out before you cum

"wanna no condom rule?"
"Yeah but be sure to pull out"

by Homelessman52 September 23, 2016

6 cup shirt rule

When one team looses by 6 cups in a 10 cup game of Beruit, the winning team has the option of making the other team take off their shirts for five minutes.

Mark: Yo Fran, Stacie and Amanda are taking off their shirts
Fran: 6 cup shirt rule?

by Fraun January 6, 2009