Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010

Ripe Nob

a nob in which has been ripened over time and is ready for the picking

"my nobs almost ready for feasting"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

Red Ripe Butthole

When your butthole is Flaring and it turns Red. Usually you will get a Red Ripe Butthole when you push out a big poop.

Oh My God Jim I have the worst Red Ripe Butthole Right Now

by JackerOffer6969 February 28, 2021

Ripe juicy pomegrantes

Said by a certain cghs 9pi pupil in 2009 as she refered to Hermias boobs in a Midsummer night dream. The class cracked up at her poor Hyung Hyung Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong Ju Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee adverb

Cbhs pupil: That girls got Ripe juicy pomegrantes
Other pupil: Sure are i'd have a piece of that

by CuteiswhatweaimforParawhore March 21, 2009

Ripe Papaya

The state of excitement experienced mainly by women but sometimes by men when aroused by the actions of another. Usually characterised by the sound ripe papayas make when they fall off the tree which has been likened to the sound of 'wet panties' hitting the floor. However, it can also be used to refer to the smell such excitement creates.

We could smell the papayas ripening as the band started to play and when the Saxophonist started his solo the sound of ripe papayas hitting the floor nearly drowned him out.

by Dubael May 23, 2010

white don’t ripe

describes a white person who ages well

John’s skin doesn’t have any wrinkles, proving that for some caucasians, white don’t ripe.

by jasonblais450 November 27, 2021

freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.

Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!

by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008