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MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
by PeterTosh February 10, 2012
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Revolving Door

Someone who really doesn't have a sexual preference
Mary:Have you asked out Tom yet?

Jack:He said his door didn't swing that way.

Luis:I'm up for it Jack.

Mary:Luis, you are such a revolving door.
by Tim and Joe April 5, 2009
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Everybody's ass hole revolves around money

A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.
Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.
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Classic Revolver

Def: To lick or suck a girls belly ring.
To play with a girls belly ring with your toung.
Example: I gave her a classic revolver before ate her out.

I got lint in my mouth when i gave her a classic revolver.

My toung got stuck when i gave her a classic revolver.

The classic revolver turns her on.
by lint licker 69 April 26, 2010
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Dirty Revolver

When a man inserts his penis and both testicles in a womans vagina and starts to have sex with her.
Little George wants to give big Steph the dirty revolver.
by Stasdaboss October 24, 2010
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spunk revolver

He slapped her in the face with his spunk revolver, and blew her mind.
by acidbathstar October 25, 2010
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Revolver Rob

A Pubg player who does not load in before hitting the ground
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