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puzzlygoo

The cum of one who came without knowing why. He cums randomly and is left wondering why while trying to hide his puzzlygoo. His cum is usually speckled with pieces of glitter or something sparkly.
I was at a church yesterday and saw the priest trying to hide his puzzlygoo.
by dundun42 November 21, 2009
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Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.
Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.
by Arananthi January 4, 2012
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Puzzle Swag

1. (Noun) Swagger related to being a complete boss at solving puzzles.
2. (Noun) The highest status of puzzle solver that no one can compare to.
"Pat, Becca is totally all over you and your puzzle swag."
"Dude you got some mad puzzle swag!"
by n8mar July 23, 2012
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Puzzlecocked

A state of bewilderment and dumbfoundedness when trying to complete the key parts of a large 500+ puzzle of nude black man and his enormous cock while quarantined for the Coronavirus.
After Rich stole the meatiest piece, Pratt and Jordan were so puzzlecocked when trying to complete the genitals in the 1000 piece puzzle, That they had to call Aaron for a bottle of Famous Grouse and drink their sorrows away.
by Temple Bar March 20, 2020
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Puzzle-Piece-People

Puzzle-Piece-People are people who's whole life is a bag of different puzzle pieces from different puzzles. Each piece is a fact but by itself its meaningless unless its connected to another piece from the same puzzle. The only way they have to connect one piece to another is by force of belief, because actually facts and reason are meaningless to these people. It's a secular religion.
The QAnon is made up of Puzzle-Piece-People.
by Miles Bighorse August 17, 2020
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Puzzler’s Neck

When you have been puzzling so hard that your neck begins to hurt. At this point you need to see a chiropractor.
Shannon: “Joe, we have been puzzling for so long my neck is hurting.”

Joe: “Uh oh, you got a classic case of Puzzler’s Neck. Time to see a chiropractor Shannon.”
by Broseph2891 November 20, 2021
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The Puzzler

A nickname for the ex-Denver Broncos tight end, Jeb Putzier. An unstoppable force in Madden 06, his on-field performance has not lived up to his video-game dominance.
Another TD for "The Puzzler"!

Putzier is not that good in real life.
by puzzler-fan December 11, 2008
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