Pathetic

A person online who harasses children to make them attempt suicide

Person A:"a grown man online just told me to kill myself"
Person B:"damn, that's pathetic"

by SquidsArentIdiotsButYouAre May 2, 2020

pathetic

somebody who does something really petty or horrible

That girl started crying because I wouldn't give her candy it's pathetic

by aj#1 September 30, 2015

pathetic

Any person that adds his or her name to urban dictionary in an attempt to gain popularity or make his or her self feel special or important.

Wow! You're so pathetic you actually put your name on urban dictionary? You should go kill yourself

by hellscowboy October 19, 2011

pathetic

A fat white guy who gets fired from Sears and beaches his car on a curb at Starbucks.

Alex is pathetic. Good stuff, man.

by Cassie Deuchemal April 25, 2004

Pathetic Idiot

One who is obsessed with an animal humanoid type of fantasy life. Is also self absorbed, and feeds on the free time of others with worthless hypocritical comments on what it means to be the "Alpha Male" of a certain situation or area.

"I've made like ..15 emails since then? And..I have a new Fursona?
And, I'm a Communists now?
You are still the pathetic idiot you were before."

by A concerned Republican July 29, 2010

prosthetic penis

An artificial penis.

Haha that loser has a prosthetic penis.

by Chrissssssssssssssssssssssss June 20, 2006

Pathetic

A fancier way of spelling the Kansas City Chiefs or referring to a football game in which the KC Chiefs are playing in

"This is so Pathetic."
"You mean the Chief's game"

by MaxxIsMadness September 19, 2011