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Professional vibe

That vibe that only managers and people with positions above them give off that let others know they are in a position of power. This is usually recognized when they check on you for no apparent reason.
"A random employee just randomly asked me if I was doing alright while I was walking to my table. Total professional vibe."
by KanuhaK July 30, 2016
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Professional Napper

When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.
Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.
by pablowisdom September 10, 2016
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professionalismness

Describes anger, but used to avoid admitting anger.
No, you cannot paint anger on me. I was trying to keep my professionalismness in and make sure that I speak out.
by RealPetrek March 30, 2021
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Professional White Woman

A female social media influencer who has seemingly endless financial resources despite having no discernable skills or qualities other than being attractive.

Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.

Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.

Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Jeremiah: "Whatever happened to Hanna from high school?"
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
by J. Gyll June 4, 2021
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Litness Professional

When one dresses in a business professional attire but nonetheless looks lit as fuck.
Person A: damn bruhhh, I like your suit it’s so lit. You look nice in business professional.
Person B: It’s called Litness Professional. I ain’t playin’.
by Lev98 January 2, 2018
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Professional Drunkard

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.
Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.
by lusher21 September 8, 2008
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Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"
Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"
by Tigrez May 27, 2009
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