Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

nightclub promoter

An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.

Josh is a nightclub promoter now? Wow he must be a total cunt.

by mehh1246 March 20, 2014

Promote porn month

February.

The month where you are encourged to watch all the porn you can and invite all your friends over to watch it. And the month where they have all the porn shows and porn festivals ect. they can.

It's almost the first day of promote porn month.

by Judge dreed7 April 25, 2011

Promosexual

The person on your online marketing team constantly promoting coupons as the best marketing tactic ever.

Bob's idea was to offer customers an extra 20% off. Again. He is such a promosexual!

by jkrule September 15, 2011

PromoSM

PromoSM is a social media marketing website that creators use to increase their likes, views and followers. They promote their site using Instagram posts and YouTube videos, comments saying "PromoSM" or "Use PromoSM to grow your following".

PromoSM is the fastest way to grow your online following

by Davei11 January 3, 2023

promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.

(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"

by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009