the oldest profession

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

by Fannyfucker123 January 2, 2017

Professional Widow

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.

Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

profastinated

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.

I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.

by Bruhaha January 28, 2008

Language Professors Hate Him

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days

Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?

by The Meeping Quincy November 4, 2012

Hong Kong Protesters

Freedom Fighters

One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter. Mandela’s adversaries labeled him a terrorist but history has recorded him as an anti-apartheid hero. Young black-clad Hongkongers hurling petrol bombs are not rioters. They (Hong Kong Protesters) are freedom fighters fighting for the freedoms promised them. Mainland media and some local commentators have even accused the protesters of looting, which is a bald-faced lie.
(By Mr Michael Chugani on 7 November 2019)

by The World Stand with Hong Kong September 9, 2020

Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010

professional courtesy

A form of mutual respect among people in the same line of work.

As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"

by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013