President Trump

The shortest horror story

Guy: Hey, wanna hear a scary story?
Girl : Sure
Guy: Ok: "Welcome, President Trump"

*And from that day on most of humanity had a heart attack and died.*

by Corey the best Definer August 12, 2016

Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

presidential toupe

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018

dead presidents day

Pay day

Finally my favorite day of the week, dead presidents day.

by gorge washingtons October 11, 2011

Full Presidential

A blow job with a finger up the butt.

Before Bill got caught, Monica gave him the full presidential treatment.

by ConfessionsFromTheOffice January 29, 2017

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

by sigeritb March 20, 2017

president's name school

A bad school in a rough area. The name of this school is almost always a name of somebody, usually a president. This is because they know no one will want to send their child somewhere called Gun Hill High.

Tawanna keeps complaining about getting shot at in her school.

Really? What's it called?

Lincoln.

Ohhh, she goes to a president's name school.

by Angelacia May 16, 2007