poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 13, 2008

Poonstache

Sinse “poontang” is a common slang reference for women of a certain bent, “poonstache” refers to a man's stable of women that are always available to take care of him.

My current roommate has an expansive list of “poonstache” that are always available to him for any reason that he desires.

by Panchoman Jr. November 22, 2006

Poopsicle

Poopsicle is a turd on a stick. It is also a series of painting depicting feces and other bodily functions created by artist Thomas L. Vaultonburg

Oprah Winfrey's Pussy-sicle Poopsicle

by dirtytrickssquad May 22, 2011

poopsmacker

A turd created and treated in the purpose of swatting a person across their face.

Noah has a habit of poopsmacking his friends with his well hardened feces. They then labeled him the group "poopsmacker".

by CantParadox January 14, 2016

Poopsicle

A popsicle that has been dipped into the anus of Zeus and covered in the nuts of John Travolta.

Emily ate a poopsicle last night. Afterwards, she gained mystical powers that carried her across realms

Similar words: peesicle, pooptart, shitsicle

by Fartfactory43 October 13, 2016

Poopsicle

Poop flavour popsicle! Yummy!

Winnie the Pooh: Let's play a game!
Me: I want A POOPSICLE!!!

by MeKenNor March 9, 2017

poopsicle

Noun -- a popsicle made entirely out of frozen poo

Delia sat back and enjoyed a savory poopsicle after a long day's work at the firm.

by WerdsmithWilliam March 28, 2017