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Potty thief

Someone who committed the crime in which the fecal matter of another is intentionally and fraudulently taken without permission or consent, with the intent to convert it to the taker's use (including potential sale).
"Barry Mc. Hawk was charged with potty theft in connection with the reported loss last month from a local households' bathroom. He is now, a Potty thief.
by Silenced Guilt December 14, 2014
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Ponty

1. A person perceived as a threat to ones masculinity.

2. An adjective describing a somewhat level headed and talented individual.

3. A “over confident” guy ballsy

1. “This guy’s being a Ponty
2. “Why’s he dressed so sharp... he’s a Ponty”
3 “Stop acting all over confident...like a Ponty”
1. “This guy’s being a Ponty
2. “Why’s he dressed so sharp... he’s a Ponty”
3 “Stop acting all over confident...like a Ponty”
by The Textbook August 28, 2018
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Pooty Goochy

Occurs when a female wipes her ass from the back to the front and gets fecal matter on said gooch and vagina areas.
Did you hear about Linda? She’s doesn’t know how to wipe her ass correctly now she’s stuck with a pooty goochy.
by MasonMc January 15, 2019
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Potty word

What your mom and dad telling you not to say when your 3yrs old
fUcK says the kid WHAT THE HELL KIND POTTY WORD ARE YOU SAYING MISTER
by Cause I got that October 15, 2019
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Pofey

A kind welsh lad who just loves baths and hot tubs.
Person 1- "Hey have you guys seen Pofey?
Person 2- "Yea, he's just over there hogging the hot tub."
by ratatouillelover101 May 29, 2021
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the potty organ

the bladder.
man i need to use the bathroom!! the potty organ is definately full.
by simplemistake93 November 15, 2009
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Shooty Pooty

A g-rated alternative for shitty pity or tough tits when in polite company or around children. A snappy substitute for the phrases 'too bad for you' and 'what a pity that x happened'. Can also be used as an insult when employed as sarcasm or feigning concern for another's well-being.

The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.
You missed again...shooty pooty!

Shooty Pooty, you lost.

(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.
by Phoenix_Fire January 24, 2011
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