piddly gooker

that feeling when you just don't

jeff: piddly gooker
mari: dude, what

by kaire22 March 13, 2023

Piddle

1) A word used instead of a swear.
2) A the secong part of the word Wazpiddle (Which also has the same deffinition

Guy: *Bangs his head* OW! PIDDLE! Not again.

by Wazpiddle, You know it's funny March 11, 2009

piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 22, 2004

Piddlestrap

A small cloth covering for the male genital area. Includes a patented strap at the back which differs from the normal G-String. This strap can be tightened to block the flow of urine from escaping the clothed area. Many doctors warn against Piddlestraps, claiming that excessive use can lead to sterility. This has yet to be proven.

Customer: Hi there, I'm looking for a fetching new undergarment. Something snazzy, but with ample support for my pant banana.

Salesman: Right this way sir, we have a fine collection of Piddlestraps in the Underwear section.

by Tib. Crespo November 7, 2007

piddler

(WINCOLL) A tiny penis

Have you seen his cock? It's some rampant piddler...

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

piddlewink

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.

"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"

by ST, Joco and Crook May 22, 2006

piddlepots

The unexpected up-rising of poo from the toilet and floats on the surface.

I was about to flush the toilet when I saw a piddlepots.

by PlasmaBeno December 27, 2010