Hand penises

Synonym for fingers

He had long hand penises.

by Sauce of God September 25, 2014

Ear Penises

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019

penisland

penisland - pen island can be mistaken as an island tho really its just for penis land, funny thing to say to people who are ditsy.

also apparantly a website for selling pens..
(insert shameless plug here)

me: u wanna go to penisland (pen island)?
dumb blonde: sure can u take me?
me: yes :D

by Char Siew September 28, 2007

penislessness

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

by Tom997 February 19, 2009

Penisensation

an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis

Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

PenisBlaster

A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.

Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.

Ryan: Why?

Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.

by THErustyWALRUS July 6, 2010

Penisylvania

What you call a state where everyone shows off their penises and masturbates.

You: Penisylvania is a cool state to be in.
Me: Yeah, Philadelphia’s on it.

by gregben March 14, 2022