ghost of the past

Horrific event that is wished to be rid of, or person that did a horrible act towards you

I wanted to get rid of the ghost of the past, my little goat dying

The ghost of my past injured my sister

by DJAL April 19, 2014

Pasta pie

A pasta pie is when you and your partner jizz in a bowl pasta, one of the partners shoves it in there arse while the other eats it out.

I gave my mum a "Pasta pie" for breakfast

by The pasta pie specialist January 3, 2017

Anti-Pasta

The negative version of pasta.

If you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, will you still be hungry?

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

shit pasta

A shit pasta is a creepypasta that is generally credited as being absolutely shitty. Something not scary, poorly written or full of garbage personalities and story tropes.

Dude, did you read the "Abandoned by Disney" ripoff? It's a total shit pasta.

by Anadyr October 20, 2015

Pseudopredictive future-past

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.

"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.

by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011

chequered past

Bad history of someone due to unreputable actions from the previous years

Chequered past continued to haunt the old lady.

by MNig March 31, 2007

Way past cool

A phrase used to describe something that is too cool to be described with simply the word cool.

The phrase originates from sonic underground.

dude 1: Have you played sonic generations yet?
dude 2: Ya man, it's way past cool!

by the big bad man June 19, 2013