Potwash

Potwash - someone/something that is useless, pointless. Derived from the job 'potwash' in which someone who works in a pub/restaurant and only 'washes the pots'.

Calling someone or something a potwash could mean they are stupid, useless, meaningless, pointless, dumb, worthless etc.

The word originated at Chichester University, West Sussex, United Kingdom, December 2012

1. *someone breaks something
'Oh my you are such a potwash Soph!'

2. *someone does a job/task wrong
'Chris you're nothing but a potwash!'

3. 'That lesson was so pointless'

'Yeah, it was absolute potwash!'

4. 'You're an idiot!'

'Dumbass!'

'Potwash!'

by SwitIsTheWord December 25, 2012

Pootash

When someone has a tash (not a proper one) and doesn't shave it off. Normally on pubescent teen boys

"Did you see that guy today Lilly?"
"Yeah, he had a pootash ugh, no one likes pootashes"

by pootie1990 August 26, 2009

potassium

a slang term for ketamine, more commonly known as special k. i'm not totally certain, but most likely the term comes from potassium's symbol on the periodic table being k.

person 1 - come over to my house tonight, and don't forget to bring the potassium.

person 2 - sure thing, man, and i won't forget it. we're gonna get so fucked up, i already know it.

by SPACE DEMENTIA January 3, 2009

podtastic

Adjective. Something very good related to the iPod or a podcast.

That episode of Tiki Bar TV was podtastic!

by Johnny Hollywood September 23, 2005

potassium

Another word for jizz/spooge/ejaculate

"Oh dear, my little Jimmy has made potassium stain on his sheets again!"

by Marduk November 26, 2006

Pootash

When you're eating out a girl who hasn't shaved her 'self' and she looks down at you and it's just from your nose up and hair below, and it looks as though you have a big ol' moustache.

Boy: "Ewww she's hairy!"
Girl: "Haha, you have a pootash."

by Chris Poke December 28, 2005

potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005