optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008

Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious September 28, 2008

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

psycho-optic

Ability to see how psychopathic someone is.

I'm so PSYCHO-OPTIC I could see that dude was gonna eat his cat with beans and rice.

by Hotel 6 December 20, 2016

Optical

Noun for eyesight.

His researches extended to almost every branch of physical science, but his most important work was of an optical character.

by Fireshodow March 28, 2016

optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.

That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!

by Chirantan June 19, 2016

optic nipple

Being to fucking good at cod aka ant but is still in optic at the same time

Put me in faze and call me optic nipple

by Optic nipple is life April 27, 2016