Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
by Dump truck January 2, 2017
Get the The optical illusionmug. by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020
Get the optical illusionmug. U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.
by dj_ordje March 29, 2021
Get the Splicing (Fiber Optics)mug. Usually, in a mainstream or social media context, jargon to describe the way in which an event or process will be perceived. Often used with other political jargon - notably virtual signalling, where the "signal" is intended to generate a specific and ideally positive public association ("good optics").
Shell Exec (1): "We've just made £8 billion in profits from selling super-priced oil, and the northern hemisphere is heating up like crazy. We need to soften the optics. How about we chuck a few million quid at those desperate muppets at British Cycling?! Worth a shot?"
Shell Exec (2): "Blatant virtue signalling - you never fail Hank - I think that could be the most transparent bit of greenwashing in history! But those lycra boys will never buy it..."
British Cycling official: "wow, thanks, guys; we always knew the oil industry was really nice."
Shell Exec (2): "Blatant virtue signalling - you never fail Hank - I think that could be the most transparent bit of greenwashing in history! But those lycra boys will never buy it..."
British Cycling official: "wow, thanks, guys; we always knew the oil industry was really nice."
by Happydayseveryday November 3, 2022
Get the opticsmug. When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.
Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
by T-sett September 22, 2009
Get the Optical allusion tittiesmug. You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.
Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
by Herbalicious September 28, 2008
Get the Optical Assaultmug. A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024
Get the Fibre Optic Cable Coremug.