Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is such a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

nonce

a paedophile
or a twat.

"He a stupid fucking nonce ain't he?"

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017

nonce

S.E.B

S.E.B is a nonce

by moonfruit213 September 3, 2019

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Donald Trump is a nonce.

Biden is a nonce

by Salsalmone June 16, 2020

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"

by BLLBAG man March 4, 2019

Nonce

Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap

shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!

by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020

Nonce

Consumer of prawn cocktail crisps

“That john’s a proper nonce y’know”

by LFC1977 February 6, 2021