Natch

noun (Nahch): The best corporate brand of cider from Somerset, or in fact anywhere in the world. 5% alcohol content and the best dry flavour possible, contributing towards the amazingness of this drink.

Normal person: Hey, want some blackthorn?
Well-mannered person: No, I don't drink poison, I drink Natch

by Josh Turnbull July 6, 2005

Natch

A secret society of natch's. the society has very strict rules and and is very selective of their members. The meaning of natch is never spoken and is held only among those who go through natch cycle. A natch is someone who lives by the code of the natch.

Natch is Unspeakable

by the_keeper February 22, 2010

fuzz-natch

Slang term for pussy.

"Dude, Jill is so hot."

"Damn stragiht man, I banged her wet fuzz-natch all night."

by Aiden_FrazzleSnazz November 10, 2008

natch

Natch is word that is used when someone is just so natural. theyre just naatch!

ninette is so natch

by Elsa and Tammy October 7, 2011

neutch

a girl that is a 7 (which is a neutral pH level) out of 10 on the hotness scale.

"Hey man, that girl is pretty decent. What do you think?"

"Ehh... She's just another a neutch."

by JMayzin September 11, 2009

netchy

The combination of the words "Nasty" and "Sketchy". Also can be shortened to just "Netch". This word that can be used to describe any person, place or thing. Especially used when describing a person who is dirty, suspicious or questionable in character or appearance.

Ewww...That dude is totally netchy!
That toilet is netch!!!!!
Eating Taco Bell while sober is definatley Netch!

by supercalafragalisticexP August 6, 2010

Natchet

Another word for vagina

Don't let anyone touch your NATCHET!

by Swittleflung February 19, 2017