Muffle Gruffle

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...

by Moose Wrassler April 03, 2009

Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face

Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po

by Sticky white socks February 09, 2019

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 29, 2015

Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 August 19, 2015

80's muffle

When the sound engineering and quality of a movie's audio makes it evident that the movie was made in the 80's.

The movie Heathers has that nice, crispy 80's muffle that makes you shit and cum in your pants.

by parcelsa February 03, 2022