Mootley

Mootley, aka Matt, is a idiot who loves hating dane. He is a suicidial maniac.

"Mootley is a fucking idiot"
-Ben

by Moot Ley October 26, 2004

Mittle

Mattering little; something unimportant

Your love mittles to me; I have other people in mind.

by Edgetastic December 22, 2012

Mattles

Pommie closet filth in denial. Loves ALL porn and goes through 9 rolls of cling wrap a week. Also has a HUGE cock

He has a real case of Mattles.

by Rach December 22, 2003

The Motley Crue

Taken from the spelling of the awesome rock band Motley Crue, a group of people in my school that I am classified in. It consists of people otherwise known as the Misfits. There are people who get in trouble a lot, people who are weird and do weird things, random people, the whorish people that no one else likes but the TMC does, and the people who are pretty go-with-the flow unless you piss them off (that would be me). Also includes any other types of people who are so small in numbers that they aren't counted as their own group. Does not include anyone with a mental disability that qualifies them for Special Ed.

Preppy Bitch: Yeah, like, Oh my gosh. We were just like standing around and talking about our boyfriends when The Motley Crue showed up and just started talking about random stupid things. When we said something they got all mad (Haha, that would be me right there) and they told us that if we didn't shut up they would slit our throats with our own fake nails. Yeah, like whatever!

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008

mittleschmertz

A true question that ALL women want answered. Mittleschmertz was named after the famous OBGYN, Dr. Edward Von Mittleschmertz. The "period" (no pun intended) before ovulation when the females' Graafian Folicle bursts releasing a strong, overpowering flow of menstrual fluid consisting of blood, mucus, and sometimes tears. A slight pain is felt by the mestruator whilst the sac is bursting.

"Oh Glory Charles! I cannot sit through this world championship newt battle royal any longer. I think I just felt my mittleschmertz!

by Lauren Thundercat April 11, 2008

motley crue

Other than nickleback and bon jovi Motley crue is possibly the worst band ever. They almost destroyed the genre of heavy metal with their poser hair and horrible music. They employ some sort of mind control device to make people like them despite their awful music.

Me and my girlfriend went to a Motley Crue concert and almost died

by Dr. Jinkle March 28, 2010

muttlered

To be/have damaged, hurt, wrecked, or put in serious disrepair; to be/have been ruined or beyond repair; To have arduously processed materials or scrap metals.

"I fell off my dirtbike and my knee got muttlered!"

Other - "Yeah, I got the muttler load!" (in reference to scrap metal collection)

by WillTH January 20, 2009