mockasian

a white person (caucasian) who thinks they're asian

That friggin mockasian threatened to poke my eyes out with his chopsticks.

by LaLa-artpd4 December 28, 2005

mönkae

mmmm mönkae mmm yes mönkae mönkae good mönkae big mönkae mmmmm yes mmm

mönkae

by monkaeluvr69 October 16, 2019

monkaLaugh

When xQc plays GTA RP again and rp frogs start to crawl out of the dark.

xQc: We're gonna play some rp.
Chat: monkaLaugh arpee?

*gets banned for using the emote how it's supposed to be used because mods are stans*

by Tab$ August 19, 2021

mockasian

playing on the stereotype that Asians are smart- a white person (caucasian) that is studious, works hard, and is successful

In my algebra class, only 5 people were asian and the rest were mockasian.

by LiLaLi December 28, 2005

mockanockin

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.

"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"

by fred March 15, 2005

mokar

Something that is too large to be described by any popular modern words such as "huge", "Gigantic", or "enormous". Originating in Tampa, Florida, the word is most commonly used to describe areas and objects of extreme sports. It is also most commonly accompanied by the word "fucking" used as an adverb.

Oh my god, dude! Look at that fucking mokar wave, man!

My friend, that is one mokar fucking engine right there.

When in doubt, hit the most fucking mokar jump out there and hang on. You'll find your way.

by Dylan Fletcher June 9, 2005

Mockasaurus

An excessively small penis which was claimed to be, by the owner, a very large penis (or cockasaurus)

Don: Yo I got a cockasaurus.

Bennie: You bullspittin!

Don: Im serious, look!

Bennie: Nah man, thats a mockasaurus. (chuckle chuckle)

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009