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moffie

south african slang for someone whos acting or is gay
Fuck off if your gonna be a moffie
by kendall October 22, 2003
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Morfternoon

Late morning but not quite afternoon. When you don't know when to say good morning or good afternoon.
Good Morfternoon, how are you doing?
by Azmocat November 17, 2009
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moffat wank

1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).

2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.

Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).

Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
by evil_gumball_666 January 9, 2013
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moffee

pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking
Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!
by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006
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Morfoulgan

The insertion of an expletive into an otherwise intact word or phrase.
Too F-ing bad, inF-ingcredible, no F-ing way Dude
Morfoulgan is a description of the action of inserting an expletive into a word or phrase. We do it all the time - there should be a word for it, shouldn't there.
by Lorali and Morgan January 13, 2008
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Mouffant

to lace someones hair with semen or ejaculate!
I gave her a mouffant, oh she's got a mouffant from alex
by tim teezer October 16, 2008
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Mooffle

Waffle with moose antlers, legs, and hooves. Also has the personality of a moose. Commonly found walking in circles due to trouble sleeping.
"What a beautiful Mooffle you have! Is it designer?"
"Does your Mooffle bite?"
"Can I pet your Mooffle?"
"Excuse me, my Mooffle ran away, can you help me find it?"
"Your Mooffle sure is fluffy."
"I'm going out of town for a few days, can you watch my Mooffle?"
by thedirtybubble March 20, 2013
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