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Monk Life

A temporary lifestyle choice in which one refrains from any romantic or sexual relations with the opposite sex. Usually done so that one can focus more on other things such as school, family, friends, work, etc.
Tom: Dude, you've been slacking off in school, your grades are dropping, your girl is too much of a distraction.

John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.

Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
by gghoods24 October 26, 2010
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Monk's Wool

Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.

The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.

Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
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Monk moment

When someone exhibits compulsive, obsessive behavior who otherwise doesn't behave in such a manner. Derived from the "Monk" television show.
Amy had a Monk moment when she arranged the cans in her kitchen cabinet from largest to smallest.
by Scoobyduder March 14, 2006
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Monk ass

Someone who is predictable and purposely gets you mad.A more modern way of saying troll. The word is used while playing a game.
I’m dead of course he uses that gun what f*cking monk ass’
by Sick lad 420 August 25, 2018
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monk-ish

1. Has obsessive-compulsive thoughts, tendencies or behaviours.
2. Of,relating to, or characteristic of USA Network's Adrian Monk.
Person 1: Did you wash your hands after the bathroom?
Person 2: Of course! I'm monk-ish!
by MercuryRocks April 8, 2006
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monk job

A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.
Monk: She gave me a monk job, it felt as if she was piping it into my haircut
by Matt Rose January 28, 2007
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monk blunt

blunt rolled by a rastafarian for religious purposes. rastafarians believe the use of cannabis to be sacred.
popo: Is that a joint your smoking?
dude: Yah, but it's ok cuz it's a monk blunt
by remt April 28, 2007
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