Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

Cuban Missle Crisis

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and he shoots his load so hard in her mouth that it rockets out her nose.

I was gettin some brain from this beezie the other night and I managed to pull of the cuban missle crisis.

by cubanbsmokin June 29, 2009

missles

To miss someone greatly. Typically in reference to a loved one.

baby, i missles you.

i missles you too honey

by Xie Yiping March 27, 2008

Misleaded

Made up by Tinchy Styder, to rhyme with "mistreated".

I'm sorry I misleaded you, pretty lady. I'm sorry I mistreated you, pretty lady.

by Jim-x January 26, 2009

mistleblow

A special variety of mistletoe that entails giving a blowjob

"that dumb bitch didn't know what to do when i took her under the mistleblow"

by tomRossDubya January 7, 2008

mistletoe you

Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.

Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?

Hot Girl: What?

Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.

Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!

by msbmarie December 28, 2011

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...

I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

by crash.......... December 2, 2007