Mike

A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation

Ugh I dated a mike!

by That one girl sms January 8, 2016

Mike

Basically a human toilet.

Mike gets shit on by his ex girlfriend

by The shit magnet December 18, 2017

Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Mike

Such a big bean that will always make his lover(s) happy

Mike is so cute

by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019

Mike

Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.

OMG that guy just looked at me and I almost had a heart attack. He's such a Mike.

by access_6583 May 8, 2018

Mike

Mike

Mike

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Mike

An amazing tutor who is super nice and has a lot of friends, he is fun and caring and is SUPER smart(especially in mathematics and life) You want a mike as ur BFF

Mike: Hey BFF
Me: Hey back Bff

by UniMaid May 18, 2018