The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
HA HA HA IS A JOKE!
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
HA HA HA IS A JOKE!
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
by MANIAC!? December 02, 2013
by The shit magnet December 18, 2017
A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
by That one girl sms November 06, 2015
a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
by mikeisanass January 08, 2010
Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.
by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021
Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.
by Michael23maraccini June 06, 2019
Mike is so cute
by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019