Mike

Basically a human toilet.

Mike gets shit on by his ex girlfriend

by The shit magnet December 18, 2017

Mike

A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation

Ugh I dated a mike!

by That one girl sms January 8, 2016

Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Mike

Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.

Mike is so fucking hot

He is my boyfriend

Shit

Mike worldstar

by Michael23maraccini June 6, 2019

Mike

He is a big guy.... He loves to fish and pull out lunkers! He loves ridin quads and drivin trucks. He is a nice guy and a great buddy.

Mike is such a great guy, he catches so many fish.

by RealDefinitions5 May 24, 2018

Mike

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mike.

Yeah, I am Mike

by Maxtor_13 February 5, 2020

Mike

a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.

Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.

by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019