Mike

Basically a human toilet.

Mike gets shit on by his ex girlfriend

by The shit magnet December 18, 2017

Mike

A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation

Ugh I dated a mike!

by That one girl sms January 8, 2016

Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Mike

Mike

Mike

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Mike

Mike is the kindest, sweetest, handsome guy who claims he is asexual at first and then once you get to know him, you will end up falling in love with. He is probably the type of guy who is friends with your ex boyfriend and most likeley a baseball player. Mike is overall a great guy.

Friend: I left the party last night with Mike

Other friend: NO WAY!!

by Abigal smith May 8, 2020

Mike

Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.

Mike is so fucking hot

He is my boyfriend

Shit

Mike worldstar

by Michael23maraccini June 6, 2019

Mike

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mike.

Yeah, I am Mike

by Maxtor_13 February 5, 2020