messiah

Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews

Jesus Christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the Son of the living God, and God himself. Apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.

by ScottX February 19, 2007

Subliminal Message

A subliminal message is any communication that has been rendered fully or partially undetectable to the conscious mind, which is not understood by the conscious mind, but is detected and understood by the subconscious mind. It is most commonly found in the form of visual and audio subliminal programs built from specially worded scripts. If these messages are properly phrased and the resulting subliminal audio program is built correctly, the resulting subliminal program can be used to successfully and significantly change and improve one's life in a variety of ways. The subliminal audio programming offered by Indigo Mind Labs' subliminal-shop.com is an excellent example of this.

Hey John, have I told you that I am successfully using subliminal messages to make myself and my life better and happier? You should try this too!

by Subliminals May 13, 2019

sext message

a type of picture message recieved on a cell phone. in most cases, a male trys to persuade a certain female to send a picture of her bust. which in fact takes quite alot of time and patience on the males part because the female questions her morals and boundaries before finally sending the sext message.

jane - i dont know if i should do this :/

joe - aww cmon i wont show anyone

jane - oh okay ;)
_______

joe - dude, check out this pic of jane i got on my phone

paul - aww shit dude thats the best sext message ive ever seen

by T to the D to the C February 21, 2009

Text Message Breakup

Recent statistics also show text message breakups automatically lower testosterone levels by 50%.

The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."

Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!

...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.

NO REPLY.

So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.

WHAT THE FUCK!??!?

So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=

you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up

...Genius isn't it?

Keep your dignity. Grow some balls: don't text message breakup

by anti-TMB campagin August 21, 2009

text message heart attack

Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.

I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!

by Lauren I. September 5, 2008

GameFAQs Message Boards

the most horrible place in the world

where gamefaqs moderators delete your posts when u try to voice out your opinion

i got 10 karma deleted for voicing my opinion

by anonymous August 24, 2004

messbag

Someone very, very drunk or who has taken a lot of drugs, or, a very strange and borderline scary person or persons.

"Who the fuck brought this messbag to my house!!?"

"Oh my god Joel and Andrea are the biggest messbags i have ever met! Can you believe all this frollicing and karaoke!?"

"This place is messbag central."

by sporter21 December 10, 2007