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noah scented mayo

Literally casted in every bad Netflix
Movie because a few aggressive 14 year old girls find him “hot”

“Before I go I just want to say it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”
Perry- EW WHAT IS THAT
me- thats Noah scented mayo, thirty year old teenager with blonde facial hair
Perry- ok ew
by picklejuicer May 17, 2020
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mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory
yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees
by cze August 9, 2005
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sinko de mayo

Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

It is known, of course, as ...sinko de Mayo.
yay its sinko de mayo, lets go eat mayonaise!
by dylans girl May 7, 2005
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Hot Mayo

When i was done, i sopped up my hot mayo from her belly snd made her a sandwich
by Erodg27 April 19, 2016
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Mayo Fry

The french fry that is designated to scrap off the mayonnaise on your sandwich of any type. Can be used more loosely to describe a fry used to remove any condiment from a sandwich.
Friend: What'd you get from McDonalds?

Me: Medium Fry and a McChicken. I asked for no mayo but yet it was on there!

Friend: Did you eat it any way?

Me: Yeah, only after I used a mayo fry to get that nasty substance off of my sandwich!
by GangSTARito June 8, 2009
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Mayo-Carrot

When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.
Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.
by Jeremywoodall April 23, 2020
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maydi

the best girl ever, she is beautiful, cute, pretty, gorgeous and overall perfect. She feels insecure about herself, but is blinded by her own amazing glow. You have to find yourself a maydi!!
“Guys I just started to date maydi” said light
“no way, you are one lucky dude” said paim
by yours truly D January 15, 2021
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