mayodogging 

The act of taking a poop and then standing up and ejaculating on it, giving it the appearance of a hotdog dressed with mayonnaise

Austin: Someones been mayodogging my toilet, and doesn't even flush afterwards.
Guy: fucked up

mayodogging by Mayodogstealer January 30, 2025

maddogging 

means you're giving someone mean & threatening looks or someone else is giving you mean or threatening looks

I walked into the bar & some dudes were maddogging me. I started mad doggin em back!

maddogging by dfajr February 4, 2010