Desperados

A alcoholic beverage that tastes like beer and tequila.
It has 5.9% alc.

Desperados is very tasty.

by Desperados Inc. June 7, 2020

Desperados

Desperados are very neardy looking boys that wear white shirts and have a bent neck and often wear glasses

Ooh god look at those desperados

by Kanjor November 21, 2021

Desperados

The beer that goes well with every occasion, whether you’re having an epic beach party or a spontaneous drink with friends.

If you’re up for the unexpected, you’re up for Desperados.

by Beertime November 22, 2021

desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 18, 2021

desperado mustache

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.

I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

desperapist

A noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. Characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.

Ugh, Giovanni is such a desperapist! he wouldnt keep his hands to himself!

by Jacintaaaaaaaa August 1, 2010

Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010