When one masterbates using mayonnaise as lubricant and ejaculates into the mayonnaise jar. Then later feeds their girlfriend(s), boyfriend(s), large party and/or group a mayonnaise sandwich with the same mayonnaise. Then materbates to the thought of feeding it to them later.
Jake ran out of lubricant but had mayonnaise in the refrigerator. He thought it would make a good substitute lubricant. Once he was ready to ejaculate he realized he had nothing to cum into, so he came in the the nearest thing which happened to be the mayonnaise jar. He then thought it would be sexy to feed his girlfriend a mayonnaise sandwich with the mayonnaise he ejaculated in. She ate the sandwich happily. He then materbated using mayonnaise later to the thought of feeding her the sandwich. Thus creating "Mayonnaise Mayhem"
by Shirtless Blue Man May 1, 2010
Get the Mayonnaise Mayhem mug.An employee of the United Penile Service, thier job is to deliver males to other men for homosex and other devious activities related to gay sex. A tip for the maleman would often include a round or five of butt jousting.
Bob- man I'm bored, i could for something cool and fun
Dave- I know, let's have the Maleman cum... come over and bring us a guy!
Bob- sweet deal
Dave- I know, let's have the Maleman cum... come over and bring us a guy!
Bob- sweet deal
by Father EEP January 18, 2008
Get the maleman mug.A joyous occasion when six or more crumpets are prepared per person. Preferably buttered, hot and crispy (maybe with a little grilled sugar). This is usually the result of somebody suggesting Crumpet Mayhem (usually due to an over-abundance of crumpets due to them being on special offer). The crumpets are consumed by all and enjoyed, as crumpets are loved by all.
"I'm hungry, anybody got any ideas for a good munchies?"...
..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...
..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"
..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...
..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"
by MikeSynonymous February 11, 2010
Get the Crumpet Mayhem mug.A statement made by the lemmings stupid and possibly retarded leader. Often made in reaction to a threat and to keep down that terrible white society who is forever pointing and laughing at the stupid lemming who they realise is corrupting a nation. A malemaism statement will inevitably use the race card
The following are good examples of Malemaism
On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."
“This ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,” Malema said.
On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."
“This ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,” Malema said.
by Lemming hater April 12, 2010
Get the malemaism mug.While youre fucking the hell out of a girl doggy style, you put your foot in her pussy and try to keep in inside as long as you can hopping on one foot. I do this every weekend with a new broad. My record is 54 seconds. beat that!
Guy 1: I Gave ur mom a mississippi mayhem and her pussy is infected. Apparently athletes foot is an STD.
Guy 2: I dont give a shit, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.
Guy 2: I dont give a shit, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.
by ImAPussyShark May 16, 2008
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Get the Maylam mug.A - Are you a mayhemmer
B - Not really, not sure what it means
A - Do you go mayhem most weeks?
B - Yeah i'm there all the time!
A - YOU'RE A MAYHEMMER!!
B - Not really, not sure what it means
A - Do you go mayhem most weeks?
B - Yeah i'm there all the time!
A - YOU'RE A MAYHEMMER!!
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