fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

by Chode bone November 15, 2006

It doesn't matter

Polite thing to say when you've accidentally revealed something that's bothering you.

Used so the other person forgets about it and doesn't worry.

Person 1 - Ah, yesterday was horrible.
Person 2 - Why? What happened?
Person 1 - It doesn't matter.

Person 2 - Cool, I'm going for some chips.

by Milonima October 26, 2014

mafternoon

a greeting for the time of day between morning and afternoon

Peter: Mafternoon Michael.

Michael: Mafternoon to you too, Peter.

by anonymous - stl November 26, 2007

Femboys Matter

A movement created in 2020 to help boys and men express themselves more.

Harry: I am a femboy.
Trace: I am too!

John: Let's join the movement! Femboys Matter!

by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

matter baby

cringey joke

1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?

by yoinketh June 1, 2020

country matters

Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.

Hamlet: Did you think I meant country matters?

by Ignatzz February 25, 2017

Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.

Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."

by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009