Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023

masturbating superhero

What Batman does between the cartoonstrips.

Mike: Dude, this cartoon has a masturbating superhero in it.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.

by Anal Violator October 21, 2003

Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 16, 2019

masturdating

(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star

I am masturdating Gianna Michaels

by BirdFeeder October 3, 2010

masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.

axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.

by axel123 April 21, 2010

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

mastervading

The act of using the force to jack off your lightsaber

Imperial Guy: Lord Vader you must come out and help defeat Luke Skywalker!

Darth Vader: Wait a second, I'll be right out in a second...

Imperial Guy: Aw tits, i bet that motherfucker is mastervading again.

by hunky monkey 123 December 7, 2009