A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference
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'I was out in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere Montucky'
'We were drinking at Two Dot Montucky, and in walks Sam Elliot.'
'We were drinking at Two Dot Montucky, and in walks Sam Elliot.'
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Excert from monty python and the holy grail:
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
But Mother--
Father, lad. Father.
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Rather what?!
I'd rather...
music
...just... sing!
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
B-- but I don't want land.
Listen, Alice,--
Herbert.
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
But-- but I don't like her.
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
music
...a certain,... special... something!
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
smack
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
But Mother--
Father, lad. Father.
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Rather what?!
I'd rather...
music
...just... sing!
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
B-- but I don't want land.
Listen, Alice,--
Herbert.
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
But-- but I don't like her.
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
music
...a certain,... special... something!
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
smack
by le fromage May 19, 2006
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by hahaphunnyjokes December 7, 2020
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1.) French for mountain
2.) The operator with the big ass shield in Rainbow 6: Siege
1.) French for mountain
2.) The operator with the big ass shield in Rainbow 6: Siege
1.) Je grimperai cette montagne means I will climb this mountain in french
2.) A patch in Rainbow 6: Siege made Montagne nearly invincible to explosives.
2.) A patch in Rainbow 6: Siege made Montagne nearly invincible to explosives.
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Get the montagne mug.incredibly talented actor from perth, australia. also the hottest person that has ever walked this earth.
known for playing jason scott aka the red power ranger in the 2017 adaption of the film and for his inCREdibLe performance as billy hargrove in seasons 2&3 of stranger things.
recently dropped a podcast called ’dkmh’ which is his beat poetry set to music. a very relaxing listening experience (i recommend).
long story short, dacre montgomery is the perfect guy.
known for playing jason scott aka the red power ranger in the 2017 adaption of the film and for his inCREdibLe performance as billy hargrove in seasons 2&3 of stranger things.
recently dropped a podcast called ’dkmh’ which is his beat poetry set to music. a very relaxing listening experience (i recommend).
long story short, dacre montgomery is the perfect guy.
”dude, have you seen the new season of stranger things? my mans dacre montgomery absolutely killed it!”
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