Skeet-monger

One who enjoys accumulating skeet

That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.

by M Plops December 6, 2005

Mohog

A very boring person.

You're such a mohog, John: why are you going to that lecture?

by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

Long Dong Mong

A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.

A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.

Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.

by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009

Chode Monger

An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.

Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!

by ChiBearsFan5423 May 9, 2010

mongaleese

Something superior in size. Larger than normal.

"Dude, look at that chick. That's a huge mongaleese!"

by Jon April 15, 2005

Monga

mon-a

Someone who is acting like a retard

cleo, put the match down you fuckin monga

by shitsandgigsandroos March 22, 2020

monogamous cheater

A married male or female who is having a fling or an affair with only one individual.

Joe is a 'monogamous cheater'. He's been banging his best friend's wife for over a year now.

by BigBenW50 January 29, 2008