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Tranny Mastas

Transvestite Masters.
Go to school as girls during the day and then going to night shift.
They are going to rule the world
Taking one bro at a time.

LOVE.
Person one: OMG those girls are ridiculous
Person two: Yeah, they're tranny mastas fo life.
by TrannyLULS November 21, 2010
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Masktard

Woke leftist pussies that will treat you like crap if you don't wear a mask, yet they won't wear them the way that you are supposed to, so they might as well not wear a mask themselves.
Person 1: He's such a masktard, he will call those out that don't wear a mask!
Person 2: I know, right? He doesn't even wear it the way that you are supposed to!
by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021
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Mastabbatical

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.
"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."
by TheProcessOwner August 19, 2013
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Mastadon

A) A prehistoric wooly-mammoth.

B) One who is simular to the beast in both fur and attitude.
Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy?

Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.
by F Of J January 9, 2010
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mastadonic magumbos

1- huge boobs of mastadonic proportions
2- incredibly giant boobs
3- boobs so big, the female gracing them begins to develop a hump
4- boobs so enormus, NASA can use them as a landing space
5-tata's so large that they out-weigh a mastadon
Anna Nicole Smith has mastadonic magumbos
That spanish bitch named Charo has mastadonic magumbos
by big willie06 July 20, 2006
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Masonary Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position
The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.
by -Mason- August 31, 2011
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mastabruise

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise
dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise
by evansl8esl8esl8e January 15, 2009
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