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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Lunar 180

A peculiar eurobeat addict that roleplays as a car following in the footsteps of DMM and will hunt dragons for you to eat
Floof: what are you eating

Nat: a Perfect Dragon that a Lunar 180 hunted for me
by SemiSmolBean March 6, 2021
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Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.
Woke up with lunar landings all over me.
by AMThunder June 3, 2020
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Lunar Hole

It is hole in the derriere of the members of the lunar dynasty. It refers to the asshole generally but when Ailas have it, it is called lunar hole.
Dude 1: I got a new gf bro and she's so fucking hot dude.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you ๐Ÿ˜‚?
Dude 3: LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart ๐Ÿ˜Œ.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa ๐Ÿ˜‚.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚
Dude 3: Sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Fuck everything, give me party brooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.

And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.
by speakingjustfactz September 27, 2023
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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021
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Lunar Crevice

When sitting down the trousers of the person are slightly pulled down revealing the ass crack through the seat.
Wow. Mrs Smith has a massive lunar crevice at the moment!
by Ratmast_er October 2, 2017
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