Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.

Woke up with lunar landings all over me.

by AMThunder June 3, 2020

Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.

Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...

by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021

Lunar Crevice

When sitting down the trousers of the person are slightly pulled down revealing the ass crack through the seat.

Wow. Mrs Smith has a massive lunar crevice at the moment!

by Ratmast_er October 2, 2017

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Lunar Curtis

A kid who plays fortnite and is epic gamer!

Everybody says this to lunar curtis every day!:) OH MY F*CKING GOD CURTIS STOP F*CKING SPAMMING! YOUR F*CKING TRASH!

by Lunar Curtis November 30, 2019

Lunar x Colin

This is me shipping me and an idiot

"Hey did you see Lunar and Colin today?"

"Yeah Lunar x Colin is my fav ship"

by Fox&Fire November 4, 2021

Lunare

Lunare
(loo-NAH-ray) • verb / noun
Meaning: A gentle gathering to release a loved one with peace and love after death-non-religious, intimate, and light-filled.
From Latin luna (moon) + are (to do/make) - evoking calm, cycles, and soft closure.
"

We held a lunare in his honor so that we could share stories, special memories , and love."

by Sk42na July 5, 2025