Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

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Lunar eclipse (from krew)

Lunar from krew is a very shy kind girl who has a bit of anxiety. As 3-4 years ago her sister Itsfunneh aka cat was talking about how annoying her cry is. She almost started crying which also proves a bit of my point of what i mean by anxiety. She play’s roblox,Fortnite and also lots of other games. She is Canadian and she currently lives in Fort Mackay, Alberta, Canada. She and her siblings have won the vidcon award last year and are going to vidcon this year too.

The origin of lunar is latin
The name “lunar” means moon
The name “lunar” also resembles the moon
The name “lunar” was popular from 1950 to 2019
Lunar eclipse is also when the sun and the moon combine
Lunar eclipse (from krew)

by Lunar eclipse (from krew) January 8, 2024

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Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.

Woke up with lunar landings all over me.

by AMThunder June 3, 2020

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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.

Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...

by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021

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