lemons

Fun To Throw At People

Lets Throw Lemons At People!!

by A*Girl July 6, 2006

sweet lemons

The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.

Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!

by Derya September 6, 2006

Washing lemons

Washing lemons is to prepare the anus by cleaning before rimming

Shall we start washing lemons before we start anal coitus

by Arthur mix November 4, 2021

Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII

A very sexy man who can steal your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, brother, sister, mother, father, dog, cat, fish, turtle, hamster, horse, cow, goat(s), , sheep, bird, ferret, chicken, rooster, hen, banana, stepsister, stepbrother, stepmom, stepdad, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, cousin, other cousin, godmother, godfather, god-sister, god-brother, dog god-dog, god-cat, step-dog, step-cat, step-grandfather, step-grandmother, step-aunt, step-uncle, step-cousin, other step-cousin, paternal step-brother, maternal step-brother, paternal god-brother, maternal god-brother, paternal step-god-brother, maternal step-god-brother, etc.

Hot woman: Omg ITS JERMOFTHSTAIN ROMMIPFLAIN JICKLECRAK J.R JEREMY LEMONSQUAT MXVII!! HE’S SO SEXY
Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII: eh you’re not hot enough for me
Hot lady(s): sigh date me

by RealWambit May 3, 2022

leonisa

a savage. an asswipe who can talk your ears off. best cook ever. unable to do math. fun, witty, and stupid.

" u dont know whats 2 + 2? ha, u just pulled a leonisa"

by crackj October 26, 2017

Lemonius

Those with the name lemonius are known for performing strange sexual acts in enclosed spaces ie. under stairs closets and laundrys.

What a fucking lemonius. Douche potato

by Douche potato June 20, 2014

lemonish

Something or someone of the qualities of a lemon.

That apple tastes lemonish.

by Mesna January 12, 2004