having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004

maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

meow meow kittens

A code expression meaning the want of someones babies in a humerous cute way. (In 'cat language')

'Meow meow kittens!' -girl
'...I'm honoured!'-boy

'God, I totally meow meow /his/ kittens!'

by Maddyx December 6, 2006

Fluffy Kittens!

An exclamation uttered by the listener in a conversation to indicate he is bored shitless

A: "..and then did a 5 mile bike ride followed by a three mile run and finished off..."
B:" Look! Fluffy kittens!"

by Grim60 May 6, 2012

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

totally kittens

Like totes my goats, but for girls. It means totally, of course, I agree, sure, me too, you get the idea.

Girl 1: We're going out tonight.
Girl 2: Totally kittens.

Girl 1: That guy is so hot. I wanna get with that.
Girl 2: Totally fucking kittens.

by vavavaval April 15, 2009

kittens

Kittens can mean almost anything from cat babies....to grams of marijuana. Some people may consider their reptiles 'kittens'. Others, may even call lint or dust particles 'kittens'.

Ex #1: Noname: "Awww, look at those adorable little kittens. Is that the cat that gave birth to them?"

Ex #2: Noname: "Hey you lookin for some trees, how much?"
Tanya: "Yeah, at least three kittens or so."

Ex #3: Noname: "Oh My Goodness, is your snake mean"
Tanya: "No, my kitten is actually quite a sweetie."

Ex #4: Tanya: "Jesus Suzie.. Thats one huge-ass fricken kitten clung to your shirt. Did you even notice it?"

by PurpleTanya October 22, 2007