a person or the act of taking care of a woman that is less than worthy to take care of (i.e, a hoe, skank, or trick, etc.)
1. "Did you Kirk her?" 2. He said that he was going to take his girl out, which basically meant that he's Kirkin' his girl tonight.
by D o n J o n January 10, 2008
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by Easyp August 9, 2016
Get the Kirking mug.When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.
Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.
by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018
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If you ever meet a kirk he will cause bad luck in your life and don't ever be in a relationship with a kirk the biggest mistake you will ever make!!
If you ever meet a kirk he will cause bad luck in your life and don't ever be in a relationship with a kirk the biggest mistake you will ever make!!
by bustdownnn October 22, 2019
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Get the kirk mug.1)The act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. Items purchased generally benefit the "Kirker."
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.
Dude, your fucking Kirking me right now.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.
Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.
Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.
by Die Jude November 16, 2010
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