Definitions by Tonylum

Kirk

The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.

That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.

Kirk by Tonylum February 24, 2023

Swoob 

Term for a sweaty boob invented by tony lumbrazo, who also came up with the term “ clam jam”.

I’ve been at lollapalooza all day, I have total swoob.

Swoob by Tonylum August 31, 2022