kelpsy

Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.

The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.

by Medic October 12, 2002

Kelpy G

An infamous person during his time, however when he looks down, he recognizes the length of his penis is below that of average.

Kelpy G has a small cock.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper January 30, 2022

KelpCone

KelpCone is the ship name of Percy Jackson and Thalia Grace. This name is derived from their two nicknames for each other, Kelphead and Pinecone Face. KelpCone is probably one of the greatest ships of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. This ship seems impossible as Thalia is a Hunter of Artemis so therefore she cannot date anyone. Even so, if it were possible this would become the greatest ship ever. It is hinted in The Titan's Curse that Thalia might like Percy as he is the first male demigod that she hugs after becoming a Hunter.

Percabeth Shipper: Percabeth is the greatest ship ever!
KelpCone Shipper: No, KelpCone is. They even have a better ship name than Percabeth!
Percabeth Shipper: *is speechless*

by KelpConeShipper May 6, 2013

kelproots

Like grassroots, except for the ocean.

Watch the film Sharkwater (2006) for a great example of such a movement.

Kelproots movements are key to the survival of essential ocean species, such as sharks.

by intamin January 3, 2010

Kelpdrank

A foul, viscous, often frothy fermented beverage with the principle ingredient of Kelp. The beverage has a nose of a biological experiment gone wrong, with just a pinch of industrial solvent. On the palate, Kelpdrank can be best described as a "charming diarrheal cesspool." Kelpdrank can often be found in Isla Vista, California.

Dude, that is some nasty Kelpdrank.
KEEEEEEEELPPPPPDRAAAAAANK!!!

by Kelpdrank February 10, 2013

Kelpjuicee

A meme page on Instagram ran by two suicidal faggots who steal memes. But occasionally make their own. One of them is from the uk, and one of them is from AMERICA. Altho, One is an owner and the other is his slave.

Guy#1:Those two guys remind me of kelpjuicee
Guy#2:What makes you say that?
Guy#1:They're probably gay and suicidal. And one of them has a strong accent.

by Chuntsmasher696969 June 26, 2017

Kelpettegaiti

A Romanian slang word coming from 'Kelp', meaning the peasantry, and 'Pettegait', meaning to walk in a formal manner. It is used to mean 'Pretentious peasants'

The kelpettegaiti have been acting up again.

by Longer May 30, 2018