Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

Jasperate

When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.

"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."

by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023

Masterbated

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis

I masterbated so hard last night I cummed

by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023

Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.

That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!

by soulglider July 21, 2023

Casterbater

A person who produces a podcast solely to go back and listen to their voice after every episode while vigorously masturbating. A casterbater also always has an agenda, beyond a full release while listening to the playback

Zaide is a casterbater

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023

masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.

The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.

by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024

hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.

by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017