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are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.
coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009
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Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.
Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence
by jakezeller January 9, 2020
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jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
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Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...
"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"
by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018
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Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.
I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!
by Neil White November 5, 2008
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jacking the dog off

The method for feeding the cat when unable to afford to purchase cat food;
Man, I am so broke, I ended up jacking the dog off just to feed the cat!
by D.I.L.F. December 7, 2006
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jackingoff

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim
Dude i like jackingoff.
by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006
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