jackbootlicker

1) a lickspittle, a toady

2) one who cooperates with tyrrany.

Y'all think y'all're tough like your cowboy prez, but y'all just a buncha jackbootlickers.

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

Westcoast jackmoo

When some one (PROBABLY BLACK) is robbed no ome usualy cares.

You just got weast coast jackmooed

by Justin October 15, 2004

Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

by romeguy82 April 1, 2018

jackpot

a very large payoff in a gambling game, especially the largest available

I feel like I just hit the jackpot.

by Light Joker December 20, 2005

Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

by MSN April 8, 2006

jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper January 5, 2009

jackoff

n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass

n. He's such a jackoff.
v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.
Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.

by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003