jabbergasted

To have been forced into a pained, bewildered state of catatonia because you could not escape a conversation where someone would just not shut up.

Josh is way too into Nickelback. He just broke down the philosophical points of all their hits for 3 hours, and left me jabbergasted.

by anglidediablo April 30, 2011

jibble jobbled

Confused, state of emotion, screwed up, an unorganized manner. A state of confusion. This is Jeremy's word!

My sales guys paper work is jibble jobbled!

by jibble jobbled June 1, 2014

Jabbed

Being poked/stabbed with a sharp material.

When I got my vaccine, I was jabbed in the arm.

by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021

butt jabber

A person commonly referred to by the actions of having rough male on male sex . Typically raw dogging

Justin c is a butt jabber .
Butt jabbing is Justin's favorite thing to do

by The ghost of yesterday December 1, 2016

Backseat Jabberwockies

Bizarre actions being done in the backseat of a car, the actions can range anywhere from straight up BOSSHARD (these actions are just barely Backseat Jabberwockies so they could instead be called ultra-instinct bruh moments), to 🅱osshard moments.

Friend 1: Bro this headass I know was doing some Backseat Jabberwockies the other day and literally ended up with his head up his ass

Friend 2: Bruh wtf how

Friend 1: Backseat Jabberwockies bro

by Bruhfelia September 27, 2019

Jibber Jabber

A dustpan and brush (Jibber being the dustpan, Jabber being the brush.) Must be said in a strong Irish accent.

Oi Paddy, I spilled some ash over the carpet, pass the Jibber Jabber!

by RobertDeNiroTheCat January 13, 2020

Jolly Jabbed

When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.

by MathPlus January 9, 2022